“Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.” -- Steven Wright quotes (American Comedian, b.1955)--
A great lie is like a great fish on dry land; it may fret and fling and make a frightful bother, but it cannot hurt you. You have only to keep still, and it will die of itself. --George Crabbe--
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“We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.” -- Jack Handy quotes (American Writer and cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1991-2003.)--
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Assure a man that he has a soul and then frighten him with old wives' tales as to what is to become of him afterward, and you have hooked a fish, a mental slave. --Theodore Dreiser--
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